In India every community is special, has some wonderful traits of its own, share a rich tradition and culture and all of them together have made this country a unique one. But, at the same time, each possesses curious idiosyncrasies. Let’s discuss some of the quiddities of Bengalis.
• Every Bengali has a nickname. It can be weirdest at times when a 60-year-old lady is called “Khuku” (baby girl) by her close relatives and friends or a sombre looking bespectacled Bengali gentleman suddenly responses to the name, “Bhuto“. And, not to forget, our universal “Dada” is Sourav Ganguly and “Didi”, Mamata Banerjee.
• Time is an irrelevant factor to Bengalis and punctuality is a word seldom found in their dictionary. Don’t think your wrist-watch is not working when your Bengali friend says,”I’m coming back in just five minutes.” and doesn’t show up for at least one hour.
Another common way to tame time is, “aadh-ghonta dhore bolchhi 5 minute er modhyei jachchi” ( For the last half-an-hour, I’m saying that I’ll be there in 5 minutes).
• Bengalis love their heritage and culture. If even in Antarctica, more than 10 Bengali families are together by any chance, you are sure to find a Durga Pujo Pandal there with beautiful ‘bong babes’ cooking ‘bhog’ (prasad offered to the idol).
• Football is a game that every Bengali understands even better than José Mourinho or Louis van Gaal! It is in their blood and though they feel shy to show their talent to the world, they never restrain themselves to criticise each and every wrong move of Neymar or Messi.
• Bengali men are born intellectuals. They can help you understand everything from Game Theory to Goethe, from communism to deconstruction and everything on earth. You are sure to look at him with magnanimous respect and awe until his mother calls him up and says,”Babu, baaire boshe thekona,thanda lege jaabe”. (Son, don’t sit there for long, you’ll catch cold).
• A Bengali (girl or boy) is forever a kid to her/his mother. An ideal Bengali mother keeps on persuading her kids on drinking milk mixed with Horlicks instead of cha (tea) and, on wearing the monkey-cap covering the entire head, ears, and half of the face till the last day of her life.
• If you have no idea regarding the differences between a rajbhog and a roshogolla, alukabli and alu chat, Padma’r ilish and Ganga’r ilish and most importantly, ghoti and bangal, don’t ever dare to confront a Bengali on these issues. If you mistakingly do, you’ll be in a thick soup.
• If you want to impress a Bengali girl, praise her father, her brother-in-law and gift her books; not the popular Chetan Bhagat or Durjoy Datta ones, that would ruin her impression about your choice. Go for Brecht, Kafka. Lorca, Nietzsche or at least Joyce. In case you are already feeling asphyxial by these names, play safe and buy a Rabindra Rachanabali.
• For non-Bengali girls, if you are in love with a Bengali guy, call his mother to learn the recipe of prawn malaikari and shukto, try it and serve it with tearful eyes saying, “I know your mom cooks way better than me, but you see, I tried”, and see the magic!
• Finally, as it is said, a Bengali can go out of Kolkata, but it’s never possible to take Kolkata out of her/his heart.
Last but not the least, this post is not meant to demean or insult anyone. Everything stated here is in good humour and must be taken with a half-serious attitude.
P.S. I’ll be back with more of Bengal and Bengalis. Till then, enjoy!
Awesome Sir Ji
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Really? I don’t believe you jist said bengali men are intellectual(only) what about the bong girls out here or we are only here to serve our children milk and horlicks..huh
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You completely have missed the sarcasm here. Wish you were mature enough to get it…
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Communist bhadrolok ra actually matha mota . 70 years e kichu kore uthte parlo na. In the name of intellectualism Bhadroloks reek of ignorance and arrogance. This has led to Bengals downfall. islamasization of Bengal will bring an end to hindu culture of Bengal and bhadrolokra thanger opore thang tule boshe thakbe. Porte thako Karl Marx, Venezuela is an example of communist ideology. You should look what’s happening there if U I intellectuals already don’t know bout it.
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I’m so elated to have such a witty and wonderful comment from a knowledgeable ‘bhodrolok’ like you!!!
Get well soon, Sir….
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Shut up bimbo! 3rd grade article writer with no achievement in life to show. Get well soon, oops sorry, you a commie, can never be well.
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thanks for the smile Maniparna 🙂
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Glad you liked, Sumanadi… 😀
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I agree with each and every point. I have many Bong friends and even am part Bengali from my grandma, so can vouch for most of the things. What an article! 😀
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Hehe…so, then you are aware of these traits of Bengalis… 😀 Thanks a lot and, it’s great to see you here after a long time… 🙂
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Khub khub bhalo laglo….daarun likhechho ….
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Thanks, Moumita …(it’s you, I guess) 🙂
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Yes absolutely right abOut the Bengalis😀
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Thank you… 🙂
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The portrait of a culture was drawn with panache and tongue-in-cheek humour. Thank you for reinforcing the image we are already blessed with.
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Thanks a lot for reading and commenting… 🙂
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🙂
That was such a great read, Maniparna. I enjoyed it so much.
So nicely written, too. Now we understand the Bengali a little more. 🙂
You’re so right, every place is a little queer and we all carry with us a part of ‘home’ wherever we go. 😀
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Thanks so much for reading, I’m really happy to know that you’ve enjoyed… 🙂
Yes, that’s why we have unity in diversity… 😀
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Ram Mohan Roy, Tagore, Bose, Satyajith Ray, Ramkinkar Baij, great and unending list ! Great place. But I expected a word called BHADRALOK. Don’t know the exact meaning and I expected the word communist at least once may be coz I originally belong to Kerala. Happy New year man! I just started following you again coz I , by mistake had followed you!
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Haha…yes..”bhadralok” literally means gentleman… 😀
Communism and Karl Marx..:-P part and parcel of Bengali ‘bhodrolok’s ..
Thank you, Aneesh..glad to see you here after a long, long, time… Happy new year.. 🙂
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I’m typing from my tab and so mam turned man and by mistake I had unfollowed you turns into followed u by mistake. I’m sorry. Looking forward to reading your posts.
I too wish you a happy and prosperous New year ahead.
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Haha…I got it before you said …. 😛
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Haha! This is amazing. 😀 Such an amusing read! Thanks for sharing these secrets. 😉 😛
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Hehe…thank you… 🙂
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Haha this is a lovely post. Got to know so much about Bengalis. I have always admired the Goddess idols made by Bengalis. The eyes are drawn in a different manner compared to the South. I love them 🙂 Even in this picture!
If at all I have to flatter a Bengali guy, I’ll keep that point in mind 😉 😛
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Haha, Ranju..:-D
Thanks…glad you liked it… 🙂
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You seem communist. You know that was disastrous for Bengal. And this is coming from a ghoti of gobindopur, north KOLKATA. Stop bragging about how much we know about an obsolete ideology. West Bengal is in ruins now, stop bragging about our intellectuality. Nijer pete dhol bajiye kono labh nee.
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