The Great Indian Litterbug’s day starts as his wife serves him breakfast. He is a busy person and prefers to read the newspaper while having his daily dose of banana and toast. After finishing his banana, he loves to throw the skin outside through the open window. It is such fun! He dreams of a day when he could eat a dozen of bananas and throw all the skins on the open road. It would be so exciting to see people meandering their ways in order to avoid stepping over on them. To his wife’s horror, he laughs aloud imagining the scene.
After finishing the breakfast, while preparing for office, he noticed some old memos in his pocket. Within seconds, he makes a ball out of them and again…he throws them out of the window. This time he targets the roadside litter bin but eventually misses it. “Oh! bad throw! my performance is even worse than the Indian cricket team, have to practice more”. He again takes some old, used packets, makes a ball and throws it targetting the litter bin….and again misses. “I’ll try again later. After all practice makes perfect”. Now don’t take all these pranks seriously. After all, our Litterbug is just too childish and fun-loving.
Our Great Indian Litterbug has a habit of chewing betel leaves. Eventually, he needs to spit while chewing those bitter leaves and he believes that he has been appointed by The Almighty to paint every nook and corner with his stained saliva. The colour red looks exceptionally good when he spits on white walls. He actually knows the art of spitting. He sometimes makes it coming out with great force so that it can even left some traces on the shirt of the nearby person. Sometimes a little “thuuuuk” but a lot comes out. It’s a classic example of ‘plain spitting, high staining’. An art which is not everybody’s cup of tea.
Mr. Litterbug also loves to play football with the used mineral water bottles. Awww…..just like a naive little kid. But there is a difference. A good-natured kid finally picks up the bottle and throws it into the dustbin, but our man finds that beyond his dignity. He happily throws empty food packets here and there.
Words like ‘dustbin’, ‘litter bin’ are absent in his dictionary.
The Great Indian Litterbug always feels a dire urge to answer the nature’s call while on the road. Now, finding a public toilet is like finding a needle in a haystack! So he prefers to spray his water on the walls. Anywhere and everywhere. Oh my! don’t curse him for this! He is so innocent. You just can’t expect him to loiter around searching for a toilet with a tremendous abdominal pressure! Have some mercy on the poor soul.
So it’s quite clear from the chronicle of the Great Indian Litterbug that everything he does, he does it with great determination and comfort. He believes that public property means one can use it in every possible way, even creating a nuisance to others. He is, after all, not an ordinary person. He is our national hero, the Great Indian Litterbug.
To know more, visit the website of greatindian.timesofindia.com and watch this video 😀
This post is written as a part of the IndiChange Campaign in association with The Great Indian and Indiblogger
The memes used here are made by me with the help of meme generator.
Lolz!!! Most of the times, we tend to think that littering is our birthright…
Sad it is!
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Well written..
Loved the memes Mani… your ‘and’ list is growing and growing AND growing … 😛 🙂
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Hehe… making those memes is an easy job… anybody can do that 😛 😀 Thanksssssss… 🙂
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Oh! The Great Indian Litterbug’s tale told with such talent. Enjoyed the post throughout:)
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Thanks so much Vishal… 🙂
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Last year, we had meticulously separated dry and wet garbage in our buildings. The BMC collected the bags …and dumped them all together! What was the whole point of training us citizens when the goal was never intended to be reached?
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The system itself needs to be changed, not only the citizens. That’s a fact… 😦
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Correct. For all we know, all garbage just gets piled up without composting.
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And a lot of rich interests think that littering our skies with carbon dioxide is something they are entitled to do so that they can make as much money as possible — who cares about the planet or anyone else?
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True… the planet is decaying and we are responsible for that…
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‘plain spitting, high staining’. An art … lolzzz…. I hope every great Indian litterbug reads this and corrects him/herself. Wonderfully written! I have shared it in my social network.
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Great Indian litterbugs don’t read much 😛 …thank you so much for the share…you made my day/night 😀
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hahhaaa
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I hope thus goes viral. Truly. It might shame a few to behave!!
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the word ‘shame’ is alien to litterbugs :-D…
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It’s an interesting post. Very topical. You’ve narrated it infusing a lot of humor. Great job!
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Thanks..glad to make you feel that way… 🙂
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Enjoyed reading it. Quit inspiring… 🙂
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Thanks a lot Niladri… nice to see you here… 🙂
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Very well articulated Manipurna. Wish you lots of luck for the contest. I hope you win coz you deserve to..it’s a great post!:))
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Maniparna* damn auto correct.
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Thank you so much Sonal for your words of appreciation. Made me happy 🙂
Welcome to my blog 🙂
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Hello beautiful people and awesome writers, they say we write to inspire others and for sure you have inspired and motivated me to write some more. Hence, I nominate you for “Very Inspiring Blogger Award” and for more details check this link http://myviewsinmywords.blogspot.com/2015/01/very-inspiring-blogger-award.html.
Congratulations 🙂
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Thanks a lot… 🙂
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Enjoyed your writing and wit!
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Thank you so much… 🙂
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Another good one from you Maniparna. Very nicely put. Not to bring up the gender issue here but still can’t resist saying that I just don’t understand this strange urge of men to pee on the roads ..I mean you don’t see women doing the same. Don’t know if such campaigns will drill some sense…but genuinely hope they do.
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Thanks Somali, perhaps men like to pee amidst nature 😀 😀
Jokes apart, I genuinely hope some day or other, such nuisance will stop… it’s utterly disgusting!
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Let’s hope so.
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‘plain spitting, high staining’. An art which is not everybody’s cup of tea.
LOL! This is hilarious!
A wonderful take on the topic! good one 🙂
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😀 thanks Divyakshi…
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I sincerely hope you got the voucher for this one!
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Thanks for the wish…. 🙂 if feels nice when comes from a friend like you. Your wish is more valuable than the actual prize 🙂 …
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I know how bad it is in public toilets .. so when i am in india I make sure that before leaving home I do what i got to do … so dont have to use one outside ..
hope their is a CHANGE
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Going to the public toilets in India is really nightmarish, I agree 😦
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Hahhaha……I am in admiration for this term ‘Litterbug’. Just gave in my entry for this campaign. I realize that these campaigns make the blogger contemplate on the subject. However, I am unsure if the blog posts lead to any social change in reality. I mean the campaigns in general; not your post. Your post was geniune.
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Thanks:-) Yes, the campaign at least making us think about this issue. And if at least one litterbug changes his way of life through this campaign, even that would be a success 🙂 Let’s hope for a spit-free India 😛 ….
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Hey there,
Good awareness post.
I just can’t imagine entering a public toilet in India. I just can’t.
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LOL 😀
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